Review: Hereditary

“I never wanted to be your mother.”

Hereditary

What better way to return from my hiatus than with a really, really unpopular opinion? That’s right, I was disappointed in Hereditary.

I will be keeping this review free of spoilers regarding plot, but if you haven’t seen this movie (and want to) I honestly think the less you know going in, the better the experience would be, assuming you don’t get your hopes up too high.

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Review: Doki Doki Literature Club (SPOILER WARNING)

“Swallowing my fears, I brandish my pen.”

Today I’ll be talking about a fun horror game that masquerades itself as something else entirely.

Doki Doki

Spoiler Warning: I will let you know now that I will be recommending this game and I wholeheartedly believe that the less you know going in, the better your experience will be. If you haven’t played the game and would like to, do so now. It’s free to play on Steam here or from the official site here.

This review contains many spoilers so consider this to be your official warning.

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Review: One Missed Call

“Now this will only hurt a little…”

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What better way to start off a new year of defending horror than by, well, doing the exact opposite of that? Today I am going to talking about a movie so terrible that it got a 0% score on Rotten Tomatoes.

That’s right, today I will be addressing the American remake of One Missed Call.

This review is 100% Spoiler Free – not that there’s a lot to spoil in this case.

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Review: Red Christmas

“God is all the treatment we need.”

Red Christmas is potentially a quite controversial Christmas film, and if you couldn’t  tell from the quote above, you’d probably be able to tell by the abortion clinic protest scene that the film opens up on.

Red

Note: This review is 100% spoiler free so if you’d like to read on, you may feel safe to do so without ruining the film for yourself.

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Review: Mad Father

“Humans are beautiful. But that beauty soon fades.”

I am back from hiatus. It was a very productive break during which I wrote over 100,000 words for NaNoWriMo.  What better way to celebrate my return to horror blogging than with a timely review of a game that’s been out for five years?

I humbly present to you my thoughts on Mad Father.

Mad Father

This review is mostly spoiler-free. Although it will discuss overall themes and content of the game, it will not discuss any specific plot points, and I am therefore deeming it safe to read.

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