“Came here to be scared, right? I can’t arrest people for doin’ their job. Welcome to Hell Fest.”
Now that I’m finally, finally not sick, I made it to the theater just in time to catch Hell Fest. As of this point in time it has a 43% on Rotten Tomatoes, a 23% on Meta Critic, so you might be expecting me to tear into this movie like there’s no tomorrow. But, here I am about to swoop in with the rare, positive unpopular opinion.
SPOILER WARNING: I will be discussing some of the plot points and deaths in Hell Fest which means that if you plan to see this movie, you might want to put a pin in reading this review for the time being.
“Something happened here. Can’t remember what it was.”
Mother’s Red Dress is a Psycho-drama thriller released by No Restrictions Entertainment in 2011.
It is a very unique film, and one that I’m very excited to talk to you about today.
Spoiler Warning: While I won’t be revealing any details regarding the plot, this is one of those movies where I think the best thing you can do is go in blind – so if you haven’t seen it, you can continue reading at your own risk.
“I never wanted to be your mother.”
What better way to return from my hiatus than with a really, really unpopular opinion? That’s right, I was disappointed in Hereditary.
I will be keeping this review free of spoilers regarding plot, but if you haven’t seen this movie (and want to) I honestly think the less you know going in, the better the experience would be, assuming you don’t get your hopes up too high.
“Swallowing my fears, I brandish my pen.”
Today I’ll be talking about a fun horror game that masquerades itself as something else entirely.
Spoiler Warning: I will let you know now that I will be recommending this game and I wholeheartedly believe that the less you know going in, the better your experience will be. If you haven’t played the game and would like to, do so now. It’s free to play on Steam here or from the official site here.
This review contains many spoilers so consider this to be your official warning.
“Now this will only hurt a little…”
What better way to start off a new year of defending horror than by, well, doing the exact opposite of that? Today I am going to talking about a movie so terrible that it got a 0% score on Rotten Tomatoes.
That’s right, today I will be addressing the American remake of One Missed Call.
This review is 100% Spoiler Free – not that there’s a lot to spoil in this case.
“God is all the treatment we need.”
Red Christmas is potentially a quite controversial Christmas film, and if you couldn’t tell from the quote above, you’d probably be able to tell by the abortion clinic protest scene that the film opens up on.
Note: This review is 100% spoiler free so if you’d like to read on, you may feel safe to do so without ruining the film for yourself.
“Humans are beautiful. But that beauty soon fades.”
I am back from hiatus. It was a very productive break during which I wrote over 100,000 words for NaNoWriMo. What better way to celebrate my return to horror blogging than with a timely review of a game that’s been out for five years?
I humbly present to you my thoughts on Mad Father.
This review is mostly spoiler-free. Although it will discuss overall themes and content of the game, it will not discuss any specific plot points, and I am therefore deeming it safe to read.